Impossible says 'I M Possible'

Impossible doesn't mean that it is not possible,
It actually means that nobody has done it so far,
And we are born to break the limits.

Sleep and Drink Coffee!

Santa and Banta are discussing...
Santa: "If I drink coffee, I can't sleep."
Banta: "With me it's the opposite. If I sleep, I can't drink coffee." ;)

How Punjabi teacher speaks English?

• Don't dare to talk in front of my back.
• Both of you 3, get out of the class.
• Open the window, let the AIRFORCE come.
• Take 5 cm. wire of any length.
• I have 2 daughters, both are girls.
• All of you, stand in a straight circle.
• Close the window, I have winter in my nose today.

Boating in Dry River!

Santa was rowing a boat in dry river.
Banta said: "Sardars like you are ruining the name of our community! If I could swim, I would have slapped you!"

I Love You

Never waste an opportunity to say 'I Love You' to someone you really love,
Because its not everyday you meet a person who has the magic to let you fall in love.