Judging Friends

Don't judge your friends by the way they speak,
Judge them by the way they care,
Because care is outcome of true love in friendship.

Dialling 001

Santa asked to Banta-
"If you dial 001, then what will happen?"
Banta- "Police jeep will come, but in reverse gear..."

Believe in yourself

Never believe what the lines on your hand predict about your future,
Because people who donot have hands also have a future...

Friendship

Friendship is-
When you have had a huge fight,
Deciding once and for all,'That's it',
But then you decide to put aside your egos,
Hold hands and again say,
"I need you"...

Curtains for computer

Santa asked a salesman to give him curtains for his computer.
Salesman: Why do you need curtains for your computer?
Santa: Because I have windows on my computer.

Just Turn Back!

If you find the whole world against you,
And you are alone on one side then what will you do?
Very simple!
Just turn back and you'll become the leader of the whole world...

मोबाइल जेनरेशन

एक बच्चा पैदा होते ही नर्स से बोला- "मोबाइल है क्या?"
नर्स- "है, पर तू क्या करेगा?"
बच्चा- "कुछ नहीं बस भगवन को मिस कॉल करनी है कि मैं पहूंच गया!!"

टैक्सी और सरदार

टैक्सी ड्राइवर: "पापा जी! पैट्रोल ख़त्म हो गया है। गाड़ी आगे नहीं जा सकती। "
सरदार जी : "कोई बात नहीं , reverse ले लो, वापिस घर चलेंगे। "

Friendship

The glory of friendship is not the outstretched hand,
Nor the joy of companionship.
Its the inspiration that comes with the deep feeling that someone else believes in you!!!

Lifestyles

Indian- I have 4 sisters n 3 brothers. What about you?
American- I have no sis or bro, but I have 4 moms from my 1st dad n 5 dads from my 1st mom. :)

Blessings for Friend

I knocked at heaven's door.
God said what can I do for u?
I said-Love, Protect & Bless the one who is reading this msg.
God smiled & said-Granted!!!

Friends

The best kind of friend is one with whom you sit on a bench saying nothing and when you get up and go,
You feel you have had the best conversation of your life.